S.P.E.C.T.R.E.

Simulated Play Exquisite Corpse Team Recreation Experience

A year without the National Hockey League. A year without bitter rivals, rabid fans, slapshots and crosschecks. A year without mascots, color commentary, and fat guys doing the chicken dance in section 224. A year without out shots, checks, dekes, and goals. I year without Zen-like hum of the stately Zamboni. A year without the war of attrition and will to possess a silver cup on a pedestal. All that was left were empty arenas and the cold of winter...
OH COME ON! Did you really think that NHL fans were going to sit back and do nothing about the massive stupidity that was the lockout? OK yes, most didn't do a thing, but we did. We did. We have written here the missing season in all of its glory! The Simulated Play Exquisite Corpse Team Recreation Experience or SPECTRE allows you to find out what happened during the missing year!
Now, you're probably thinking, "They must be talking about a weekly recap, or maybe scores for each game at best." You'd be wrong. Over 75% of the season is recapped with scores and write-ups of what happened during the game. Have you ever wondered how the Sunday, February 27 Sharks/Blackhawks game turned out? Now you can find out! Along the way you will find out that disgruntled hockey fans can have a very, uhhhhh creative idea of what can happen during a hockey game.
So read on! See what you have missed!
Oh, and in case you haven't guessed yet, this is not to be taken even remotely seriously. We the SPECTRE writers decided to have a little fun. The NHL gave us lemons last year, and we made a funny, wacky, satirical batch of lemonade. If lemonade is made in batches... Anyway, we hope you enjoy.

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A year without the National Hockey League. A year without bitter rivals, rabid fans, slapshots and crosschecks. A year without mascots, color commentary, and fat guys doing the chicken dance in section 224. A year without out shots, checks, dekes, and goals. I year without Zen-like hum of the stately Zamboni. A year without the war of attrition and will to possess a silver cup on a pedestal. All that was left were empty arenas and the cold of winter... OH COME ON! Did you really think that NHL fans were going to sit back and do nothing about the massive stupidity that was the lockout? OK yes, most didn't do a thing, but we did. We did. We have written here the missing season in all of its glory! The Simulated Play Exquisite Corpse Team Recreation Experience or SPECTRE allows you to find out what happened during the missing year! Now, you're probably thinking, "They must be talking about a weekly recap, or maybe scores for each game at best." You'd be wrong. Over 75% of the season is recapped with scores and write-ups of what happened during the game. Have you ever wondered how the Sunday, February 27 Sharks/Blackhawks game turned out? Now you can find out! Along the way you will find out that disgruntled hockey fans can have a very, uhhhhh creative idea of what can happen during a hockey game. So read on! See what you have missed! Oh, and in case you haven't guessed yet, this is not to be taken even remotely seriously. We the SPECTRE writers decided to have a little fun. The NHL gave us lemons last year, and we made a funny, wacky, satirical batch of lemonade. If lemonade is made in batches... Anyway, we hope you enjoy.
Click Polter the Spectre for PDF version	Click Donut Marty for Word version